How would you put it,

The bumps and Chasms in the Mountain range, and the blog of the young girl, who is making the journey through the mountains of her life have been replaced by a disturbing idiot, who fashions herself a Jester. IF you are very patient, and IF you check back reguarly, you might find once a again the well behaved, quiet mannered mustang. Until then, try to endure this monster,(which is walking arm in arm with you at this very moment) and God, save us all!